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VALPARAISO UNIVERSITY CHANGES THEIR NICKNAME
After no political pressure from anywhere or anyone Valparaiso University changed their nickname from The Crusaders to the Beacons. Thank GOD for this change now, this could have caused an incredible uproar by the the soul jazz music community. The Crusaders is very inappropriate to use as a nickname for a school. There may have been law suites against the University if any of the original Crusaders Band was still living. If any one was still alive from the original religious crusades there may have been several law suites. Now they are the Beacons, which is getting pushback from the Lighthouse Operators Association. The Lighthouse Operators do not want to be seen as athletes or college nerd jerk offs and this is not the image they want to put out to the world. Valparaiso President Jose D. Padilla needs to think long and hard about another nickname. He should keep in mind that EVERYTHING COULD BE OFFENSIVE TO SOMEONE!. Everything offends us now, I am offended by schools changing their names and the Washington Redskins changing their name. LISTEN TO ME! THE INDIANS DO NOT CARE AS LONG AS YOU KEEP GAMBLING AT THEIR CASINOS. SHOW THEM THE MONEY!. All this everyone is offended by everything crap started not long ago and I bet it is backed by the Globalists. It has ruined the comedy industry and if citizens cant laugh they will be more depressed and not likely to revolt against socialist and communist programs being put into place right now. Name your team or school whatever you want, keep supporting Indian Casinos and whoever doesn't like it can go to another school or become a fan of Team nothing. You know that Columbia University has a great journalism department and it is a high respected degree, but they are named the Lions and that is objectifying animals so I cant attend. Why are people in America thinking like this? it makes no sense. 8/11/2021
Mike Tyson Special Leaves Me with Questions Unanswered
I watched the two part Mike Tyson special on ABC. Was there a conspiracy against Mike Tyson as a boxer, one because when he was young no one could beat him and the sport was dying, two when he fought Holyfield, Mike still had enough to win and therefore Evander was allowed and looked like instructed to fight dirty to ensure Tyson would lose. These two questions were not answered. Tyson was convicted of three charges in Indianapolis, was he set up? This would create more competition in boxing especially the heavyweight division. Mike had been using Don King to promote his fights exclusively when he was convicted. The first and second fight against Holyfield, Evander was allowed to head butt Mike the entire fight with no point reductions from the referee. Evander was also allowed to punch Mike in the crouch area repeatedly without any point reductions. Why was Evander allowed to fight dirty and Mike was warned for every borderline infraction? Was it that Mike Tyson was convicted for crimes against a women? Was it Mike Tyson could not be controlled by anyone and Don King could not have this in his boxing world? Only the combination of Cus D'amato and Teddy Atlas could control Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson would be to unpredictable and not toe the Don King line?
WOMENS CWS IS STILL THE BEST SPORT TO WATCH The finals of the WCWS is underway with #1 in the nation Oklahoma against underdog Florida State. On Tuesday night in the best of the 3 series Seminoles too game one from the power house Sooners. The Sooners are playing in Oklahoma City which is not that far from Norman Oklahoma the home of the Sooners. Florida State with seventy five percent of the crowd cheering the the Sooners put up eight runs against the so, so pitching staff of the Sooners. Patty Gasso the Sooners Head Coach should start her lefty Giselle Perez tonight who has WCWS experience and has been more effective than her ace Shannon Saile. If Oklahoma pulls this off and wins the next two games my player of the series is Mackenzie Donihoo, I love the way this girl plays. The WCWS is worth watching to to see her effectiveness and spirit. 6/9/2021 Copyright © 2021 Crow's Crapology - All Rights Reserved.
JOHN RAHM FORCED TO WITHDRAW AT PGA MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT John Rahm was forced to withdraw from the Memorial Golf Tournament after his third round, due to a positive Covid-19 test. John Rahm had a six stroke lead and was going on to another PGA Tour victory. Where are the rights of Covid-19 positive people. The PGA had determined he had been in close contact with a person who tested positive for Covid-19. They tested Rahm Friday June 4 and he was negative, they tested him again on the June 5 and the test came back hours later positive, Rahm shot a 64 and had a six shot lead and now he receives $0. Why can't they make allowances like we make allowances for every other ridiculous mental and medical condition. We are moving hundreds of thousands of children from Mexico, Central America and many other countries into the United States and who knows what medical issues they have, but we cant let john Rahm go play his final round with just his caddy, so he can make a living? This is violating the rights of the Covid-19 positive people to make a living. Rahm could go play his final round before all the other players, the scorer and other officials could stay ten feet away at least at all times this would not be difficult on a golf course. Rahm would not be allowed to enter the clubhouse he would have to go directly to his rented room or house and wait to hear what place he had finished in. Rahm had not been allowed in the clubhouse the entire tournament anyway, because he was in contact with a positive Covid-19 person. There is no one out on these courses before the tournament starts Rahm could be out there all alone. The PGA you need to take a mulligan. 6/6/2021
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THE ENTERTAINMENT FOR SOCIALIST PROGRAMMING NETWORK KEEPING HATE ALIVE
The Dodgers played the Astros Tuesday for the first time since the World series was taken by the Astros using technology to steal signs. I have nothing against stealing signs in baseball if you and your brain can figure out the signs and transfer that knowledge to your team mates without being machine added. Kershaw had a solid start which is unusual lately and the Dodgers win. The Network puts into the story that two African American Managers faced off which doesn't happen in baseball and when are we going to fix this. The Entertainment for Socialist Programming Network has consistently tried to keep the citizens fighting against each other, just as the government does. This is so the citizens wont ban together and take over the government and eliminate all the morally bankrupt people we call politicians. We watch sports to escape the stupid crap the government spews out daily, DON'T BRING POLITICS INTO SPORTS. This goes for you LBJ also, Mr. I am so important I have to do something to change the country. Keep building socialist schools to brain wash the children of Ohio. Do it on your free time, when you are on the air because of a basketball game you are getting paid to play basketball and win championships, not change the world. Baseball has many other problems to fix, number 1 baseball needs a Commissioner, to replace inept Rob Manfred who did nothing when he was made aware that the Astros cheated in the World Series and the Red Sox before that. Baseball needs to get fans back into the stands and forget about all this Covid-19 nonsense. Baseball needs to lower prices for beer and cocktails, they need to not only stop the DH in the National League, but eliminate it in the American League, it is not baseball. 6/3/2021
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DO WE NEED ANNOUNCERS IN TELEVISED SPORTS?
If you are watching a football game college or pro do you really need announcers? If you are watching in a sports bar most likely you can't hear the announcers any way. The play by play man isn't going to describe the action he will just get excited when an exciting play is made. The analist will tell you how great the players are, how great the coach is, how the college kid is such a great kid off the field raised by great parents, even though the player was convicted of armed robbery a year ago. Everyone is great, the coaches, the players everyone in the organization. These analist are afraid of losing their overpaid position, so they kiss some butt big time. Where you learn about football is the specialty shows where they breakdown plays on film. All the major sports are the same. On the PGA Tour they have Ian-Baker-Finch who spouts ridiculous statements that have nothing to do with the golf tournament or the player. If a coworker points out the inaccuracy of his statement he immediately agrees with them. I am not learning anything about the games or what the players need to do because everyone is afraid of losing their cushy analist position.6/3/2021
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MARINERS PITCHER SUSPENDED
Hector Santiago left the game this past Sunday with a substance found on his glove. The MLB Umpires check the pitchers gloves and hats when they leave the game. The glove was handled with gloves and place in a bag similar to physical evidence in a murder investigation. In the past MLB Pitchers who admitted to placing substances on the ball did not keep it in their glove or hat. One relief pitcher stored cocaine in his glove, but no unapproved substances. The man most famous for greasing up the baseball kept the lubrication on the inside of his uniform belt line. Another pitcher admitted to putting the sinking fluid in his hair on the back of his neck. No one ever stated they placed Vaseline on their glove or inside their hat. Rob the Genius Manfred at work again. What a commissioner the only man who could make Bud Selig look good. The glove will now be analized in a lab to obtain all the substances that were present on the glove. The CSI Team will issue their report later. BY the way what substances are approved? and what substances are not approved? Is sweat an approved substance? What about CBD, THC, MDA and Ben Gay?